【歌曲】老师上厕所没带卫生纸_作業多吧

1樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-12 16:42

有位政治老师

上课突然想拉屎

匆忙忙地上厕所拉完了屎

却发现没有带卫生纸

不停地到处张望

实在是把他急慌

叫天不应

喊地也不灵

厕所气味真的很难顶

都怪昨天吃太多

才会导致这结果

想打电话却忘了在家

苍蝇蚊子一大把

实在是没有办法

他只好就用手指

待到洗手时才想起

今天刚发停水通知

待到洗手时才想起
今天刚发停水通知

都怪昨天吃太多
才会导致这结果
想打电话却忘了在家
苍蝇蚊子一大把
实在是没有办法
他只好就用手指
待到洗手时才想起
今天刚发停水通知

都怪昨天吃太多
才会导致这结果
想打电话却忘了在家
苍蝇蚊子一大把

老师拉屎的故事

让我明白个道理

每当要拉屎都要带卫生纸

不然你会非常杯具

每当要拉屎都要带卫生纸
不然你会非常杯具

不然你会非常杯具

2樓 Revive_ctg 2011-8-12 16:43

HAO！把歌词都整理出来了！

3樓 Revive_ctg 2011-8-15 07:40

等有时间了，我要弄英文版的！

4樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-15 11:39

回复：3楼

There was a political teacher

School suddenly want to shit

Pull over the toilet floor busy rush feces

With toilet paper, but found no

Constantly looked around

It is his acute panic

Days should not be called

Not spiritual call to

Toilets smell really hard to top

Eat too much blame yesterday

Would lead to this result

But forgot to call home

Mosquitoes, flies a lot

There is really no way to

He had the finger

Until the time when the thought of hand-washing

Today, just without water notice issued

Until the time when the thought of hand-washing
Today, just without water notice issued

Eat too much blame yesterday
Would lead to this result
But forgot to call home
Mosquitoes, flies a lot
There is really no way to
He had the finger
Until the time when the thought of hand-washing
Today, just without water notice issued

Eat too much blame yesterday
Would lead to this result
But forgot to call home
Mosquitoes, flies a lot

Teacher shit story

I understand that one reason

Whenever you want to be with toilet paper shit

Otherwise you will be very cup

Whenever you want to be with toilet paper shit
Otherwise you will be very cup

Otherwise you will be very cup

5樓 Revive_ctg 2011-8-15 11:43

回复：4楼

机译去死！

6樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-15 11:55

回复：5楼

有一个政治老师

学校突然想拉屎

拉过来忙赶粪便厕所地板

用卫生纸，但没有发现

不断地四处张望

这是他敏锐的恐慌

不应该被称为天

没有精神的呼吁

厕所的气味真的很难顶

吃太多怪昨天

会导致这样的结果

却忘了给家里打电话

蚊子，苍蝇很多

实在是没有办法

他手指

直到的时候想到的洗手

今天刚停水通知，发出

直到的时候想到的洗手
今天刚停水通知，发出

吃太多怪昨天
会导致这样的结果
却忘了给家里打电话
蚊子，苍蝇很多
实在是没有办法
他手指
直到的时候想到的洗手
今天刚停水通知，发出

吃太多怪昨天
会导致这样的结果
却忘了给家里打电话
蚊子，苍蝇很多

教师狗屎的故事

我明白一个道理

每当你想用卫生纸狗屎

否则，你会很杯

每当你想用卫生纸狗屎
否则，你会很杯

否则，你会很杯

7樓 Revive_ctg 2011-8-15 12:07

回复：6楼

所以机译不好！

8樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-17 18:27

百度翻译的结果：

A political teacher
Suddenly want to shit.
In a hurry to the toilet finished pull shit
But found no with toilet paper
Don't stop looking around everywhere
It is urgent to him.
That day should not
Call also.
Toilet smell really hard top
But yesterday to eat too much
Will lead to this outcome
Wants to telephone to forget at home
A lot of flies and mosquitoes
There is really no way
He had to use a finger
When washing hands to remember
Today has just issued notice without water
When washing hands to remember
Today has just issued notice without water
But yesterday to eat too much
Will lead to this outcome
Wants to telephone to forget at home
A lot of flies and mosquitoes
There is really no way
He had to use a finger
When washing hands to remember
Today has just issued notice without water
But yesterday to eat too much
Will lead to this outcome
Wants to telephone to forget at home
A lot of flies and mosquitoes
The teacher in the story
Let me understand a truth
Each time you shit to take toilet paper
Or you will be very cup
Each time you shit to take toilet paper
Or you will be very cup
Or you will be very cup

9樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-17 18:28

回复：8楼

再翻译回来：

政治教师
突然想狗屎。
在一个急着上厕所拉完了屎
但没有发现卫生纸
不要你给我站住到处张望
迫在眉睫的是他。
这一天不应
也叫。
厕所的气味真硬山顶
但昨天吃太多
会导致这种结果
想打电话忘在家
很多苍蝇和蚊子
实在是没有办法
他用手指
洗手的时候记得
今天刚刚发布公告没有水
洗手的时候记得
今天刚刚发布公告没有水
但昨天吃太多
会导致这种结果
想打电话忘在家
很多苍蝇和蚊子
实在是没有办法
他用手指
洗手的时候记得
今天刚刚发布公告没有水
但昨天吃太多
会导致这种结果
想打电话忘在家
很多苍蝇和蚊子
老师的故事
让我明白了一个道理
每一次你妈带手纸
否则你会很杯
每一次你妈带手纸
否则你会很杯
否则你会很杯

10樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-17 18:29

回复：8楼

用谷歌翻译回来：

一个政治教师
突然想拉屎。
完成在急于上厕所拉狗屎
但没有发现用卫生纸
不要停止寻找到处
这是他迫切需要。
这天不应
还呼吁。
厕所的气味真的很难顶部
不过，昨天吃太多
会导致这样的结果
要电话忘在家里
很多苍蝇和蚊子
实在是没有办法
他用手指
当洗手记住
今天刚刚发出停水通知
当洗手记住
今天刚刚发出停水通知
不过，昨天吃太多
会导致这样的结果
要电话忘在家里
很多苍蝇和蚊子
实在是没有办法
他用手指
当洗手记住
今天刚刚发出停水通知
不过，昨天吃太多
会导致这样的结果
要电话忘在家里
很多苍蝇和蚊子
在老师的故事
让我明白了一个道理
每次你妈卫生纸
或者，你会很杯
每次你妈卫生纸
或者，你会很杯
或者，你会很杯


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	1樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-12 16:42 有位政治老师上课突然想拉屎匆忙忙地上厕所拉完了屎却发现没有带卫生纸不停地到处张望实在是把他急慌叫天不应喊地也不灵厕所气味真的很难顶都怪昨天吃太多才会导致这结果想打电话却忘了在家苍蝇蚊子一大把实在是没有办法他只好就用手指待到洗手时才想起今天刚发停水通知待到洗手时才想起今天刚发停水通知都怪昨天吃太多才会导致这结果想打电话却忘了在家苍蝇蚊子一大把实在是没有办法他只好就用手指待到洗手时才想起今天刚发停水通知都怪昨天吃太多才会导致这结果想打电话却忘了在家苍蝇蚊子一大把老师拉屎的故事让我明白个道理每当要拉屎都要带卫生纸不然你会非常杯具每当要拉屎都要带卫生纸不然你会非常杯具不然你会非常杯具
	2樓 Revive_ctg 2011-8-12 16:43 HAO！把歌词都整理出来了！
	3樓 Revive_ctg 2011-8-15 07:40 等有时间了，我要弄英文版的！
	4樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-15 11:39 回复：3楼 There was a political teacher School suddenly want to shit Pull over the toilet floor busy rush feces With toilet paper, but found no Constantly looked around It is his acute panic Days should not be called Not spiritual call to Toilets smell really hard to top Eat too much blame yesterday Would lead to this result But forgot to call home Mosquitoes, flies a lot There is really no way to He had the finger Until the time when the thought of hand-washing Today, just without water notice issued Until the time when the thought of hand-washing Today, just without water notice issued Eat too much blame yesterday Would lead to this result But forgot to call home Mosquitoes, flies a lot There is really no way to He had the finger Until the time when the thought of hand-washing Today, just without water notice issued Eat too much blame yesterday Would lead to this result But forgot to call home Mosquitoes, flies a lot Teacher shit story I understand that one reason Whenever you want to be with toilet paper shit Otherwise you will be very cup Whenever you want to be with toilet paper shit Otherwise you will be very cup Otherwise you will be very cup
	5樓 Revive_ctg 2011-8-15 11:43 回复：4楼机译去死！
	6樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-15 11:55 回复：5楼有一个政治老师学校突然想拉屎拉过来忙赶粪便厕所地板用卫生纸，但没有发现不断地四处张望这是他敏锐的恐慌不应该被称为天没有精神的呼吁厕所的气味真的很难顶吃太多怪昨天会导致这样的结果却忘了给家里打电话蚊子，苍蝇很多实在是没有办法他手指直到的时候想到的洗手今天刚停水通知，发出直到的时候想到的洗手今天刚停水通知，发出吃太多怪昨天会导致这样的结果却忘了给家里打电话蚊子，苍蝇很多实在是没有办法他手指直到的时候想到的洗手今天刚停水通知，发出吃太多怪昨天会导致这样的结果却忘了给家里打电话蚊子，苍蝇很多教师狗屎的故事我明白一个道理每当你想用卫生纸狗屎否则，你会很杯每当你想用卫生纸狗屎否则，你会很杯否则，你会很杯
	7樓 Revive_ctg 2011-8-15 12:07 回复：6楼所以机译不好！
	8樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-17 18:27 百度翻译的结果： A political teacher Suddenly want to shit. In a hurry to the toilet finished pull shit But found no with toilet paper Don't stop looking around everywhere It is urgent to him. That day should not Call also. Toilet smell really hard top But yesterday to eat too much Will lead to this outcome Wants to telephone to forget at home A lot of flies and mosquitoes There is really no way He had to use a finger When washing hands to remember Today has just issued notice without water When washing hands to remember Today has just issued notice without water But yesterday to eat too much Will lead to this outcome Wants to telephone to forget at home A lot of flies and mosquitoes There is really no way He had to use a finger When washing hands to remember Today has just issued notice without water But yesterday to eat too much Will lead to this outcome Wants to telephone to forget at home A lot of flies and mosquitoes The teacher in the story Let me understand a truth Each time you shit to take toilet paper Or you will be very cup Each time you shit to take toilet paper Or you will be very cup Or you will be very cup
	9樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-17 18:28 回复：8楼再翻译回来：政治教师突然想狗屎。在一个急着上厕所拉完了屎但没有发现卫生纸不要你给我站住到处张望迫在眉睫的是他。这一天不应也叫。厕所的气味真硬山顶但昨天吃太多会导致这种结果想打电话忘在家很多苍蝇和蚊子实在是没有办法他用手指洗手的时候记得今天刚刚发布公告没有水洗手的时候记得今天刚刚发布公告没有水但昨天吃太多会导致这种结果想打电话忘在家很多苍蝇和蚊子实在是没有办法他用手指洗手的时候记得今天刚刚发布公告没有水但昨天吃太多会导致这种结果想打电话忘在家很多苍蝇和蚊子老师的故事让我明白了一个道理每一次你妈带手纸否则你会很杯每一次你妈带手纸否则你会很杯否则你会很杯
	10樓魔法绿骑士 2011-8-17 18:29 回复：8楼用谷歌翻译回来：一个政治教师突然想拉屎。完成在急于上厕所拉狗屎但没有发现用卫生纸不要停止寻找到处这是他迫切需要。这天不应还呼吁。厕所的气味真的很难顶部不过，昨天吃太多会导致这样的结果要电话忘在家里很多苍蝇和蚊子实在是没有办法他用手指当洗手记住今天刚刚发出停水通知当洗手记住今天刚刚发出停水通知不过，昨天吃太多会导致这样的结果要电话忘在家里很多苍蝇和蚊子实在是没有办法他用手指当洗手记住今天刚刚发出停水通知不过，昨天吃太多会导致这样的结果要电话忘在家里很多苍蝇和蚊子在老师的故事让我明白了一个道理每次你妈卫生纸或者，你会很杯每次你妈卫生纸或者，你会很杯或者，你会很杯

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