角色故事一
【檔案編號】███████
【奇物名稱】「天才的童年萬華鏡」
【注意事項】千萬別偷看！千萬別偷看！！千萬別偷看！！！
真的要看？
你確定？
算了，都滑到這了。後果概不負責。
【奇物檔案】
天才俱樂部#83黑塔女士的私人密藏品，由憶庭提供技術支持。僅供當事人以第一人稱視角重溫美妙時光的記憶切片。
警告：危險物品，非當事人請勿私自凝視，否則有極大概率遭受嚴重的精神攻擊。
案例：曾有兩位審核人員私自觀看。一位胡言亂語不知自己姓甚名誰，另一位胡言亂語只知重複「黑塔女士偉大！」。
【科員留言】
「『不動點是乳白色的蝴蝶結，發散級數像閃著寒光的匕首項鍊。卷積作褐色頭髮的波浪，分形是壞心情的影響。無限大與無限小吵得不可開交，給它們套上對角線的裙裝再勸架：看吶，在一切集合中，最美的，當屬我自己……』——對，就是那個小女孩念叨的，很神奇吧，哈哈哈哈，好神奇呀，我又是誰，我在哪裡……」
——某位審核人員的口述
「擺滿洋娃娃的大房間裡，飄滿了我從沒見過的公式與符號，它們長出手腳，扮鬼臉，圍著她跳舞。她會打開像城堡一樣高的衣櫥，為它們挑選衣服，它們有各自的角色，出現在不同的節目中…當她停下計算時，我的精神也在那一刻得到了徹底的洗禮——黑塔女士偉大！黑塔女士偉大！黑塔女士偉大！黑塔女士偉大……」
——某位審核人員的口述
【備註】
留著這份奇物，不過是方便我重溫欣賞兒時的美貌。你們這麼想看，出事可怪不得我。姑且還是給你們點建議吧：給這兩個倒霉蛋找點博識學會的書念念對沖一下，馬上就會好起來的。
大黑塔
Profile Number ██████
Curio Name: Genius' Childhood Kaleidoscope
Warning: Do not look into it! Do not look into it! Do not look into it!!!
Do you really want to see?
Are you sure?
Nevermind. You've already scrolled this far down. I won't take responsibility for what happens to you.
Curio File
Genius Society #83, Madam Herta's private collection, with the Garden providing technical support. A memory slice only designed for the person involved to relive a beautiful time in a first-person POV.
Warning: Dangerous item. Do not gaze into it if you are not the one in the memory. Otherwise, you have a high chance of suffering an intense psychological assault.
Case studies: Two reviewers have privately looked into this. One of them started saying nonsense and no longer knew their own identity, while another could only repeat the words "Glory to Madam Herta!".
Researcher Comments
"'The fixed point is the cream-white bow of ribbons, the divergent series is like a necklace of daggers shining with a cold light. Convolution is like the wave of brunette hair, and fractals are the influence of bad mood. Infinity and infinitesimal are in a heated argument, so put them in diagonal's dress then pull them apart: Look, the most beautiful thing in all combinations is me...' — That's right. That's what that little girl said. Isn't it amazing? Ahahahaha. So amazing! Who am I? Where am I..."
— Statement from a reviewer
"The large room full of dolls has equations and symbols I've never seen before floating in it. They grow limbs, pull faces, and dance around her. She will open a wardrobe as tall as a castle and pick clothes for them. They all have their own characters and appear in different programs... When she finished calculating, my spirit instantly received a complete baptism — Glory to Madam Herta! Glory to Madam Herta! Glory to Madam Herta! Glory to Madam Herta..."
— Statement of a reviewer
Note
I saved this Curio so it's easier to review my beauty as a young woman. If you want to see it so much, then it's not my fault. I'll give you some advice: Find some Intelligentsia Guild books to counteract the stuff in their heads for these two unfortunates. They'll recover in no time.
The Herta
