角色故事二
纪念黑塔女士诞辰██周年研讨会
会议记录 · 议题一：黑塔女士科学成就回顾
会议记录 · 议题二：黑塔女士生平轶事回顾
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会议记录 · 议题五：专题研讨「科学的极限与真意」
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会议记录 · 临时议题：默哀环节：据权威媒体突发报道，黑塔女士已因病离世……
会议记录 · 临时议题二：黑塔女士现身致辞！
黑塔女士发言：
「感谢各位对我的深情悼念，真不巧，又要让某些人失望了。」
「您是…黑塔女士？」
「这是，黑塔女士的人偶？」
「是那篇返老还童的论文…真的实现了？！」
「黑塔女士，请解释一下！」
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黑塔女士清了清喉咙，举起手中的权杖——
「是因为『魔法』。」
「黑塔女士，请留步！」
「不可能！返老还童仅仅具备理论上的可能性，离实现还有十万八千里……」
「科学…她还算个科学家吗！一派胡言！」
「不是姐们…你怎么做到每次出场都这么酷炫的？」
「好玩吧？媒体为了抢头条总是三天两头假报新闻，而那些老家伙总盼着我去世，好验证我返老还童的理论不过是纸上谈兵。」
她关掉会议录像，继续悠然享用每日下午茶。
「你的每一项理论成果，最后都被证明有实现的可能，不过…后世的学者从未理解你的真意，因此也无法复现。」清冷的女士端起茶。
「逻辑：所谓重返青春的『魔法』，是黑塔女士表示嘲讽的修辞。推理：该理论的基础原理涉及能量的逆转与时间的流动，涉及到苛刻的实现条件。计算：……」
她笑眯眯地将一块梅花糕点推至智械面前，打断了他的话。
「看破不说破。吃你的吧。」
Memorial Symposium: Celebrating Madam Herta's ██th Birthday
Meeting Minutes — Topic One: A Retrospective of Madam Herta's Scientific Achievements
Topic Two: Anecdotes and Stories from Madam Herta's Life
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Meeting Minutes — Topic Five: Panel Discussion: "Exploring the Boundaries of Science and its Profound Implications"
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Meeting Minutes — Special Agenda 1: Moment of Silence: Breaking news from reliable media reports that Madam Herta has passed away...
Special Agenda 2: Madam Herta Makes an Unexpected Appearance and Delivers a Speech!
Madam Herta's Speech:
"Thank you all for your heartfelt condolences. Unfortunately, it seems I must disappoint some of you yet again."
"Are you... Madam Herta?"
"Is this a puppet of Madam Herta?"
"Did your paper on de-aging... actually work!?"
"Madam Herta, we need an explanation!"
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Madam Herta cleared her throat and lifted her scepter aloft —
"It's all thanks to Magic."
"Madam Herta, hold on a moment!"
"It's impossible! The de-aging concept is purely theoretical. We're light-years away from actual application..."
"Science? Can she even be called a scientist anymore? That's just absurd!"
"Not to kill the vibe, but how do you always manage to make such a stunning entrance?"
"Pretty amusing, isn't it? The press loves to churn out fake news for headlines, while the old timers can't wait for me to bite the dust, hoping to prove my anti-aging theory is just a pipe dream."
She switches off the conference video and calmly resumes her afternoon tea.
"All your theories have been shown to have potential, yet... future scholars have never truly captured your essence, making replication impossible."The calm woman sips her tea.
"Logic: The so-called 'magic' of youth Madam Herta mentions is her biting satire. Deductive: The theory's core principles involve reversing energy and manipulating time, which requires exacting conditions. Computation: ..."
Her smile broadens as she slides a plum pastry across to the Intellitron, cutting off its monologue.
"Some truths don't need to be spoken. Here, have a treat."
