「如何快樂工作是一種藝術。」
「其一，不超額完成任務。上峰交代的任務在期限前勻速完成，千萬別提前交付。」
「其二，不主動攬活。上峰若不開口言明要你辦妥的事情，就是與你無關。」
「其三，不單獨打拼，也絕不爭功。能拉上別人合作墊背一同辛苦，就千萬別為了顯示能耐單槍匹馬一人扛着。」
「事後有了功勞也要推給同儕，既做了順水人情，為將來栽了一顆大樹好乘涼；又杜絕了上峰欣賞提拔你的可能——職位提升，那要做的豈不是更多了？」
Character Story: Part IV
• Unlocked at Character Level 80
"Being happy at work is an artform."
"First, never overdo any task. Higher-ups want to see their tasks progressing at a consistent pace before the deadline, so never turn in anything early."
"Second, never take the initiative. If higher-ups don't personally tell you what they want you to do, that is not your problem."
"Third, don't work hard by yourself, and never fight for clout. If you can, try and drag someone in to suffering together with you. Whatever you do, never work alone for the sake of trying to demonstrate any kind of ability."
"Afterward, you can give credit to your peers, both as an easy hat-tip or simple investment into your future. But also as a shield against the possibility of higher-ups promoting you — a promotion means even more work."
"The point is, there are three basic principles for happiness at work – do not be proactive, do not say no, and do not be responsible. Did you get it?"
