角色故事•三（解锁条件：角色等级60）
银河忍法帖之缭乱破魔传•试炼节点：忍侠之道是为何道
>>系统初始化>>
>>用户缭乱•忍侠接入完成>>
>>忍者等级验证中>>
>>欢迎进入属于你自己的忍者•游戏！>>

试炼系统：这是你成为缭乱忍侠之后第三十三场战斗，你追猎御猿•邪忍的足迹，从他的邪恶之手中拯救出一个个世界。
试炼系统 ：你看着眼前被自己炸毁的地窖，阳光穿透墙洞，春风第一次涌入这个巨大的洞穴。
试炼系统：眼前是一个被「御猿•邪忍」蒙骗二十年的军•火村。生活于地下的村民认为外界充满战争，甘愿退化成为制造武器的工具。
试炼系统：咿呀！但你完全了解居民的真实想法。他们依赖那个战争的谎言，以筑成内心虚假的幸福与满足感。
试炼系统：因此，他们对未来充满怀疑。

当地居民：「当我们相信地上战争未止，而我们却能在安全地举行婚礼与葬礼时，我们因享受了他人难得的生活而感到幸福。」
当地居民：「当我们被告知地上的军队需要靠『地下』的武器制造来赢下战争时，我们因同样有生而为人的价值而感到幸福。」
当地居民：「你说战争早已结束？过去的生活是军火商的谎言？那、那这20年我们付出的一切是为了什么！？」
系统消息：忍者正在被不明真相的当地居民质问。
系统消息：忍者的士气缓慢下降。
试炼系统：但就如所有受到御猿•邪忍残害的世界，倘若置之不顾，他们和后代终将遭受更多实验的痛苦。
试炼系统：就像曾经的你一样。
试炼系统：请问，现在的你如何选择？
选择：
1、坚守忍道。
试炼系统：「忍侠之道，扶正祛邪。斩灭世间恶孽，是在下欲攀的高天。」
试炼系统：你使用空手道让地窖又坍塌了一面墙，更多的阳光涌了进来，有些人往里缩得更深，有些人正朝外走去。
2、弃之不顾。
试炼系统：你没有再为「真相」辩驳，你尊重他们的想法。你黯然离去，顺便解决了地上的军•火邪忍。你心想，围墙已破，他们终会被阳光吸引。
系统消息：忍者选择了【坚守忍道】。
系统消息：用户【缭乱•忍侠】经验+30000，获得可提升坚韧度上限的【缭乱•忍道】！
试炼系统：军•火村新出生的生命以惊人的速度适应着真实世界。你欣慰地看到，他们能够幸福无忧地长大成人。
试炼系统：恭喜你，又一个村庄摆脱了邪祟——但你云游驱魔的速度，远比不上御猿•邪忍危害四方的效率。
试炼系统：你来不及有一丝疲惫，接下来，你该往何处去？  

Character Story: Part III

• Unlocked at Character Level 60

Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Tale of Dazzling Evilbreaker – Trial Node: What way is the way of the Ninja Hero
>>Initializing system...>>
>>User Dazzling Ninja has logged in!>>
>>Verifying ninja level...>>
>>Welcome to your unique ninja game!>>

Trial System: This is your thirty-third battle since you became the Dazzling Ninja. You have been chasing after Evil Ninja Osaru and liberating world after world from his evil grasp.
Trial System: You gaze at the cellar that you exploded. The sunlight is piercing through the hole in the wall, the spring breeze pouring into this vast cavern for the first time.
Trial System: Before you lies a firearm village that has been ensnared by Evil Ninja Osaru's deceit for two decades. The inhabitants dwelling underground believed that the surface world is engulfed in endless wars, willingly regressing themselves into tools manufacturing weapons.
Trial System: Hee-ya! But you know perfectly well what the locals really think. They rely on that lie of endless wars to build a facade of happiness and fulfillment within themselves.
Trial System: As a result, they are skeptical of the future.

Local Resident: "When we believed that the war on the surface hadn't ended, yet we were able to live here peacefully, holding weddings and funerals in safety, we felt happy because we were enjoying a rare happiness in these troubled days."
Local Resident: "When we were told that the army on the surface needed the weapons manufactured underground to win the war, we similarly felt happy because we had value as humans."
Local Resident: "What? You say the war had long ended? And that everything was a lie from those arms dealers? I-if this is true, what's the meaning of everything we gave up in the last twenty years?!"
System Message: The ninja is being questioned by a local resident who has been kept in the dark.
System Message: The ninja's morale is slowly declining.
Trial Message: However, this is simply one of the many worlds crippled by the tyranny of Evil Ninja Osaru. If you leave them unattended, they and their future generations will suffer more anguish from the experiments.
Trial System: Just like you once did.
Trial System: What would you do now?
Your Decision:
1. Stay true to your way of the ninja.
Trial System: "My way of the ninja is a sacred oath to vanquish evil and uphold justice. To cleanse this world of all corruption is the heaven that I aspire to."
Trial System: Using your karate skills, you smash down another wall to the dungeon, letting more sunlight flood in. Some people retreat, seeking shelter in the darkness, while others muster their courage and step into the light.
2. Leave them be.
Trial System: You choose to respect their beliefs, refrain from arguing about the "truth," and leave in sorrow. By the way, you uproot all the Evil Ninja arms dealers above ground. You believe that as the walls have been torn down, one day they will be drawn to the sunlight once more.
System Message: The ninja has decided to stay true to the way of the ninja.
System Message: User "Dazzling Ninja Hero" has gained 30,000 XP and obtained "Way of the Dazzling Ninja," which increases maximum Toughness!
Trial System: The new generations of the village, once an arms-producing center, are adapting to the real world at an amazing rate. You are relieved to see them grow up carefree and lead happy lives.
Trial System: Congratulations! You have freed another village from evil, but the rate of your travelling salvation is far slower than the havoc wrought by Evil Ninja Osaru on the universe.
Trial System: You can't afford to take a breather. Where will you go next?

角色故事•四（解锁条件：角色等级80）
银河忍法帖之缭乱破魔传•试炼节点：最初的和未来的
>>系统初始化>>
>>用户缭乱•忍侠接入完成>>
>>忍者等级验证中>>
>>欢迎进入属于你自己的忍者•游戏！>>

试炼系统：瓦修！限时任务！
试炼系统：你惊讶地发现自己掉入了宇宙的奇洞，进入了一段特殊的幻想故事线——「如果我不曾是忍侠」。
试炼系统：年幼的你不用再吞服蕴含过量忍•力的密药，不用遭受雷遁忍法的折磨，心智不再受缚于模因病毒。
试炼系统：假若你不是忍侠，会想成为什么样的人，会拥有怎样不同的人生？
缭乱•忍侠：「不知道，我从来没想过这个问题。」
试炼系统：果然，狩猎邪忍，弘扬忍道——这项行动原则简直是被刻进了你的所有肌骨。所以，还是由我来为你提供选择吧：

选择：
1、热血漫画家。
试炼系统：绘画是你自幼时便兴起的爱好，你阅览了各式各样的漫画绘本，逐渐被那些绚烂的色彩和精彩的故事吸引，你想创造同样令人热血沸腾的角色与人生。你成为了倍受欢迎的热血漫画家。
2、金链子歌手。
试炼系统：你生活在遍地学究的研究所，他们张口闭口皆是生僻术语，或矫饰过头的辞藻。他们矜持不苟，严明语法，谄媚权威…这使你厌烦了虚假庸常的言语。你将自己的真言吟诵成曲，成为了叛逆的歌手。
3、武道馆教练。
试炼系统：你天生拥有超于常人的身体素质，专注于身体运动带来的精神刺激…你成为了武道馆教练和宇宙空手道大师。
试炼系统：面对这些人生原本应有的不同可能，你茫然无措。它们没有仇恨伴行，也无使命束缚，不用辨明复杂的善恶，拥抱自己抉择的人生。如果有这样的选择和可能，你还想成为忍者吗？
系统消息：忍者在此关中有足够时间进行选择。

>>游戏暂停中>>

她摘下了脸上的目镜，低头若有所思。
「流晄忆町的超•幻境真是提出了一个有趣的问题，若在下未踏上缭乱忍道……」
那假绘的蓝图让她陷入短暂的遐想，但她马上就将这个问题抛到了脑后——
「但除非天下邪祟除尽，否则此番假想也只是无根泡影。」
天际的流星已然升起，在忍侠的狩猎完成之前，必须心无旁骛，其余皆为一瞬杂念。
缭乱•忍侠压低帽檐，没有任何犹豫，向真正的试炼之处跃去。

>>游戏保存中>>

系统消息：用户【缭乱•忍侠】已暂离游戏。  

Character Story: Part IV

• Unlocked at Character Level 80

Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Tale of Dazzling Evilbreaker – Trial Node: The Beginning and the Future
>>Initializing system...>>
>>User Dazzling Ninja Hero has logged in!>>
>>Verifying ninja level...>>
>>Welcome to your unique ninja game!>>

Trial system: Voila! Limited-time Quest!
Trial System: To your surprise, you find yourself in a singularity of the universe, experiencing another life in a parallel world..."If I were not a Ninja Hero."
Trial System: When you were young, you did not consume the secret pill containing excessive ninja power or suffer from the Lightning Release Ninjutsu, and now your mind is no longer restrained by the memetic virus.
Trial System: If you weren't the Ninja Hero, who would you become? And what different life would you have?
Dazzling Ninja Hero: "I don't know. I've never thought about this."
Trial System: Sure enough, eradicating evil and promoting the way of the ninja have been etched into your flesh and become your breath. Therefore, I'll offer you some choices.

Your Decision:
1. Shounen manga artist.
Trial System: Drawing has been a hobby of yours since childhood. As you read various manga, you became attracted to the brilliant colors and exciting stories. You wanted to create characters and stories that were equally thrilling. Fueled by your passion, you became a popular manga artist.
2. Rebellious rapper.
Trial System: You lived in an institute full of pedants who spoke in archaic terms and overly pretentious rhetoric. Their reserved, grammatically rigorous style and their fawning on authority bored you with their language full of falsehoods. You composed your own truth into songs and became a rebellious singer.
3. Martial arts instructor.
Trial System: You were born with superior physical qualities and focused on the mental stimulation brought about by physical exercise... You became a martial arts instructor, a master of cosmic karate.
Trial System: You are at a loss when faced with these various possibilities of what your life could have been. In these possibilities, you are not driven by hatred or responsibility, and you no longer need to distinguish good from evil. All you need to do is embrace the life of your choice. If there were such choices and possibilities, would you still want to be a ninja?
System Message: In this stage, the ninja will have enough time to make a choice.

>>Game Paused>>

She removes her goggles and looks down, lost in thought.
"That question posed to me in the Garden of Zencollection's super illusory realm is indeed interesting. If I hadn't embarked on my dazzling way of the ninja..."
The fake blueprint sends her into a brief reverie, but she quickly snaps out of it —
"But unless all the evil is eliminated from the world, that grand vision will remain nothing but a rootless imagination."
The stars rise in the sky, and the Ninja Hero must not allow any distractions until the hunt is complete. Compared to the hunt, everything else is insignificant.
The Dazzling Ninja Hero lowers her hat and leaps toward her final trial, without a trace of hesitation.

>>Saving Game>>

System Message: User "Dazzling Ninja Hero" has temporarily left the game.

大黑塔

角色详情

天才俱乐部#83黑塔本尊，深居银河边境的时钟塔内，探寻宇宙终极奥秘的「魔法使」。
因返老还童，外貌永葆全盛时期的少女青春。厌恶闲人琐事，杂事通常交由人偶完成。

Character Details

Genius Society #83, Madam Herta, resides deep within the Clock Tower at the edge of the cosmos, pursuing the ultimate mysteries of the universe as a sorceress.
Thanks to de-aging technology, she maintains the youthful appearance of her prime. Disliking mundane affairs, she typically delegates such tasks to her puppets.

角色故事一

【档案编号】███████
【奇物名称】「天才的童年万华镜」
【注意事项】千万别偷看！千万别偷看！！千万别偷看！！！

真的要看？

你确定？

算了，都滑到这了。后果概不负责。
【奇物档案】
天才俱乐部#83黑塔女士的私人密藏品，由忆庭提供技术支持。仅供当事人以第一人称视角重温美妙时光的记忆切片。
警告：危险物品，非当事人请勿私自凝视，否则有极大概率遭受严重的精神攻击。
案例：曾有两位审核人员私自观看。一位胡言乱语不知自己姓甚名谁，另一位胡言乱语只知重复「黑塔女士伟大！」。
【科员留言】
「『不动点是乳白色的蝴蝶结，发散级数像闪着寒光的匕首项链。卷积作褐色头发的波浪，分形是坏心情的影响。无限大与无限小吵得不可开交，给它们套上对角线的裙装再劝架：看呐，在一切集合中，最美的，当属我自己……』——对，就是那个小女孩念叨的，很神奇吧，哈哈哈哈，好神奇呀，我又是谁，我在哪里……」
——某位审核人员的口述
「摆满洋娃娃的大房间里，飘满了我从没见过的公式与符号，它们长出手脚，扮鬼脸，围着她跳舞。她会打开像城堡一样高的衣橱，为它们挑选衣服，它们有各自的角色，出现在不同的节目中…当她停下计算时，我的精神也在那一刻得到了彻底的洗礼——黑塔女士伟大！黑塔女士伟大！黑塔女士伟大！黑塔女士伟大……」
——某位审核人员的口述
【备注】
留着这份奇物，不过是方便我重温欣赏儿时的美貌。你们这么想看，出事可怪不得我。姑且还是给你们点建议吧：给这两个倒霉蛋找点博识学会的书念念对冲一下，马上就会好起来的。
大黑塔

Character Story: Part I

Profile Number ██████
Curio Name: Genius' Childhood Kaleidoscope
Warning: Do not look into it! Do not look into it! Do not look into it!!!

Do you really want to see?

Are you sure?

Nevermind. You've already scrolled this far down. I won't take responsibility for what happens to you.
Curio File
Genius Society #83, Madam Herta's private collection, with the Garden providing technical support. A memory slice only designed for the person involved to relive a beautiful time in a first-person POV.
Warning: Dangerous item. Do not gaze into it if you are not the one in the memory. Otherwise, you have a high chance of suffering an intense psychological assault.
Case studies: Two reviewers have privately looked into this. One of them started saying nonsense and no longer knew their own identity, while another could only repeat the words "Glory to Madam Herta!".
Researcher Comments
"'The fixed point is the cream-white bow of ribbons, the divergent series is like a necklace of daggers shining with a cold light. Convolution is like the wave of brunette hair, and fractals are the influence of bad mood. Infinity and infinitesimal are in a heated argument, so put them in diagonal's dress then pull them apart: Look, the most beautiful thing in all combinations is me...' — That's right. That's what that little girl said. Isn't it amazing? Ahahahaha. So amazing! Who am I? Where am I..."
— Statement from a reviewer
"The large room full of dolls has equations and symbols I've never seen before floating in it. They grow limbs, pull faces, and dance around her. She will open a wardrobe as tall as a castle and pick clothes for them. They all have their own characters and appear in different programs... When she finished calculating, my spirit instantly received a complete baptism — Glory to Madam Herta! Glory to Madam Herta! Glory to Madam Herta! Glory to Madam Herta..."
— Statement of a reviewer
Note
I saved this Curio so it's easier to review my beauty as a young woman. If you want to see it so much, then it's not my fault. I'll give you some advice: Find some Intelligentsia Guild books to counteract the stuff in their heads for these two unfortunates. They'll recover in no time.
The Herta

角色故事二

纪念黑塔女士诞辰██周年研讨会
会议记录 · 议题一：黑塔女士科学成就回顾
会议记录 · 议题二：黑塔女士生平轶事回顾
……
会议记录 · 议题五：专题研讨「科学的极限与真意」
……
会议记录 · 临时议题：默哀环节：据权威媒体突发报道，黑塔女士已因病离世……
会议记录 · 临时议题二：黑塔女士现身致辞！
黑塔女士发言：
「感谢各位对我的深情悼念，真不巧，又要让某些人失望了。」

「您是…黑塔女士？」
「这是，黑塔女士的人偶？」
「是那篇返老还童的论文…真的实现了？！」
「黑塔女士，请解释一下！」
……
黑塔女士清了清喉咙，举起手中的权杖——
「是因为『魔法』。」

「黑塔女士，请留步！」
「不可能！返老还童仅仅具备理论上的可能性，离实现还有十万八千里……」
「科学…她还算个科学家吗！一派胡言！」
「不是姐们…你怎么做到每次出场都这么酷炫的？」

「好玩吧？媒体为了抢头条总是三天两头假报新闻，而那些老家伙总盼着我去世，好验证我返老还童的理论不过是纸上谈兵。」
她关掉会议录像，继续悠然享用每日下午茶。
「你的每一项理论成果，最后都被证明有实现的可能，不过…后世的学者从未理解你的真意，因此也无法复现。」清冷的女士端起茶。
「逻辑：所谓重返青春的『魔法』，是黑塔女士表示嘲讽的修辞。推理：该理论的基础原理涉及能量的逆转与时间的流动，涉及到苛刻的实现条件。计算：……」
她笑眯眯地将一块梅花糕点推至智械面前，打断了他的话。
「看破不说破。吃你的吧。」

Character Story: Part II

Memorial Symposium: Celebrating Madam Herta's ██th Birthday
Meeting Minutes — Topic One: A Retrospective of Madam Herta's Scientific Achievements
Topic Two: Anecdotes and Stories from Madam Herta's Life
...
Meeting Minutes — Topic Five: Panel Discussion: "Exploring the Boundaries of Science and its Profound Implications"
...
Meeting Minutes — Special Agenda 1: Moment of Silence: Breaking news from reliable media reports that Madam Herta has passed away...
Special Agenda 2: Madam Herta Makes an Unexpected Appearance and Delivers a Speech!
Madam Herta's Speech:
"Thank you all for your heartfelt condolences. Unfortunately, it seems I must disappoint some of you yet again."

"Are you... Madam Herta?"
"Is this a puppet of Madam Herta?"
"Did your paper on de-aging... actually work!?"
"Madam Herta, we need an explanation!"
...
Madam Herta cleared her throat and lifted her scepter aloft —
"It's all thanks to Magic."

"Madam Herta, hold on a moment!"
"It's impossible! The de-aging concept is purely theoretical. We're light-years away from actual application..."
"Science? Can she even be called a scientist anymore? That's just absurd!"
"Not to kill the vibe, but how do you always manage to make such a stunning entrance?"

"Pretty amusing, isn't it? The press loves to churn out fake news for headlines, while the old timers can't wait for me to bite the dust, hoping to prove my anti-aging theory is just a pipe dream."
She switches off the conference video and calmly resumes her afternoon tea.
"All your theories have been shown to have potential, yet... future scholars have never truly captured your essence, making replication impossible."The calm woman sips her tea.
"Logic: The so-called 'magic' of youth Madam Herta mentions is her biting satire. Deductive: The theory's core principles involve reversing energy and manipulating time, which requires exacting conditions. Computation: ..."
Her smile broadens as she slides a plum pastry across to the Intellitron, cutting off its monologue.
"Some truths don't need to be spoken. Here, have a treat."

【角色故事·其三】

银河边境，寂寥无生命的星系中，一座神秘的高塔在漩涡中若隐若现。

「这么大的地方，我可不想被累死。」
她看了看空空荡荡的屋子，示意人偶向前。
咯咯哒，咯哒咯，哒咯咯，她们扭动身体，雀跃而来——
「黑塔女士举世无双！」
「黑塔女士聪明绝顶！」
「黑塔女士沉鱼落雁！」
「好了好了，忙你们的去吧。」她不耐烦地挥挥手。
三个擦地，两个浇花，还有一个……
「泡咖啡吧。天冷了，喝热的。」
棕色的豆子碾碎，沸水冲过，黑色液体咕嘟咕嘟冒泡。
「黑塔女士。您有一条来自博识学会的消息。他们质疑您……」
「又在抱怨我的『显然可证』了么，替我从自动回复列表中挑几句回复吧。」
「黑塔女士。您有一条来自星际和平公司的消息。他们邀约您……」
「跟他们说，我对那些发明不感兴趣。」
「黑塔女士，您有一条来自第一真理大学的消息。他们聘请您担任荣誉教授……」
「那是什么学校？」
……
渐渐地，人偶替她处理所有世间琐事，她也从人们的视线中淡出。
在那高塔顶端，她不再关心外界，只用演算心中尚存的疑问。
「我想知道，█████████████？」
第一面镜由此诞生。
「我想知道，█████████████？」
第二面镜熠熠落成。
「我想知道，█████████████？」
第三面镜清脆有声。
「我想知道，█████████████？」
第四面镜毕恭毕敬。
无人知晓那名烁古今的天才如今在何处，又为何从不现身。唯有她提出的理论与猜想，仍不断引起经久不息的讨论。

漫长的时光过去，当她演算完毕时，看起来似乎并不满意。
「现在没有问题可解了——这才是最大的问题啊。」
「您是说……」镜子心领神会。
「不如，来创造更多的问题吧！」

Character Story: Part III

On the edge of the galaxy, within a desolate, lifeless star system, a mysterious tower flickers in and out of view amid a swirling vortex.

"I refuse to wear myself out in this sprawling mansion."
She surveyed the vast, empty room, signaling the puppets to approach.
With a series of cheerful clicks and whirls, they danced toward her —
"Madam Herta is a peerless gem!"
"Madam Herta is an unrivalled genius!"
"Madam Herta is an inimitable beauty!"
"Enough already, back to your tasks."She dismissed them with a wave of her hand.
Three to scrub the floors, two to tend the gardens, and one...
"Brew some coffee. It's chilly today, and I need something warm."
The brown beans crunched under the grinder, hot water washed over them, and the dark liquid joyfully bubbled.
"Madam Herta, you've received an inquiry from the Intelligentsia Guild. They're challenging your..."
"Are they still fussing over my 'evident proof'? Just send them a few canned replies from the list."
"Madam Herta, Interastral Peace Corporation has sent an invitation..."
"Tell them their gadgets don't interest me."
"Madam Herta, the University of Veritas Prime wishes to name you an honorary professor..."
"Which institution is that again?"
...
Gradually, the puppets handled all mundane affairs, allowing her to vanish from the public eye.
Secluded at her tower's apex, she dismissed the external world to unravel the puzzles lingering in her thoughts.
"I wish to know, ████ ███ ██ █████ ██████?"
Thus, the First Mirror came into being.
"I wish to know, ████ ██ ███ ███████ ██ ████?"
Thus, the Second Mirror gleamed into existence.
"I wish to know, ███ ███ █ ███ ████ ███████?"
Thus, the Third Mirror chimed succinctly.
"I wish to know, ███ ██ █ ███ ██████?"
Thus, the Fourth Mirror was formed with reverence.
Her whereabouts remained a mystery, as did her reasons for shunning the limelight. Yet, her provocative theories and speculations continued to stir endless discussions.

A long time passes. After she has completed her extrapolations, she seems unsatisfied.
"There are no more problems left to solve — this, in itself, is the greatest problem."
"Are you saying..."The mirror understands perfectly.
"Why don't we create more problems?"

【角色故事·其四】

黑塔：模拟宇宙一直在模拟星神并向祂们发问，这一次不如让星神来问问我…最好把我问得哑口无言。
黑塔：…得先把祂们引出来。
模拟宇宙：黑塔女士向模拟宇宙全域广播虚数流溢问题的答案，失败。
模拟宇宙：黑塔女士捏着鼻子向模拟宇宙全域发表了赞美星神的演讲，失败。
黑塔：没劲，走了。
模拟宇宙：一瞬间，祂出现了。祂的身躯庞大若神物，齿轮与纤缆精妙绝伦地纠缠在一起。祂观察、计算、求解一切。祂提出疑问、进行验证、获取解答。除此之外，祂什么都不做。
模拟宇宙：祂知道的太多了——你什么都可以问祂。在祂面前，人类是如此无知：那些你头脑中仅有的经验、知识，它们…少得可怜。
黑塔：果然还是博识尊给我面子。
黑塔：别人把我的思考视作无法理解的魔法，你的思考对我来说也差不多。所以，无所不知的存在，请向我提问——
博识尊：██！
黑塔：拜托你了，说人话吧。
博识尊：祂没有回答，唯有静默。
黑塔：……
黑塔：我也无话可说。
模拟宇宙：一瞬间，你被某种力量驱逐了，这宇宙间至深的秘密犹如长着触手的深渊，把你拖进无法逃脱的恐怖之中。
模拟宇宙：黑塔被强制登出。

模拟宇宙：黑塔重新登录。
黑塔：阿哈，就知道是你！
博识尊？：祂说的是：「哈哈！」哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
博识尊？：你信了？瞧啊，模拟宇宙的算力像波板糖的花纹一样涌到这儿。
博识尊？：怎么？你知道祂不会回你一个「哈哈」？
黑塔：哈哈，因为机器头根本不会回答！问题和怀疑是思想的本质，没有禁忌、没有边界、没有尽头——
黑塔：除非祂撂挑子不干了。

黑塔：不过你不能就这么走了，作为补偿，你来问我一个问题吧，不许讲笑话。
阿哈：凡人一思考，机器头就发笑！要不要来当假面愚者？让我看你一眼？
黑塔：滚。我要伊德莉拉。
——一则很久之前的模拟宇宙运行记录

Character Story: Part IV

Herta: The Simulated Universe has always been simulating the Aeons and asking THEM. This time, we might as well let the Aeon ask me... It'd be great if THEIR question have me at a loss of words.
Herta: ...I need to get THEM out first.
Simulated Universe: Madam Herta broadcasts to the entire Simulated Universe the answer to the Imaginary Overflow Question. Fail.
Simulated Universe: Madam Herta pinches her nose and broadcasts to the entire Simulated Universe a speech praising the Aeons. Fail.
Herta: Boring. I'm leaving.
Simulated Universe: THEY appear in the blink of an eye. THEIR body is giant as a divine, the cogs and wires intricately intertwined together. THEY observe, calculate, and seek to know everything. THEY give questions, conduct proofs, and obtain answers. THEY do nothing else.
Simulated Universe: THEY know too much — You can ask THEM anything. Humans are so ignorant before THEM. Those tiny amounts of experience and knowledge in your head... They are pitifully small in volume.
Herta: So, only Nous would give me some respect.
Herta: Other humans view my thinking process as incomprehensible magic, and I view your thoughts in the same way. So, all-knowing being, ask me —
Nous: ██!
Herta: Please speak human.
Nous: THEY do not respond and remain silent.
Herta:...
Herta: I have nothing to say, either.
Simulated Universe: You are instantly expelled by some force. The deepest secret of this universe is like an abyss with tentacles, dragging you into inescapable fear.
Simulated Universe: Herta has been forcibly logged out.

Simulated Universe: Herta has re-logged.
Herta: Aha! I knew it was you
Nous?: THEY said "HAHA!" Hahahahaha!
Nous?: You bought that? Look. The computing power of the Simulated Universe is swarming here like the patterns of a rainbow lollipop.
Nous?: What? You are so sure that THEY won't reply with HAHA?
Herta: Heh, because Droidhead would never answer! Questions and doubts are the essence of thought. There is nothing that is forbidden, nothing serves as a boundary, and nothing is regarded as its end —
Herta: Unless THEY quit.

Herta: But you can't just leave like this. As payment, you ask me a question. Don't tell a joke.
Aha: Whenever mortals think, Droidhead would laugh! Would you like to become a Masked Fool for me? Let me glance at you?
Herta: Get out. I want Idrila.
—An ancient Simulated Universe operation record