角色故事•四（解锁条件：角色等级80）
「不好意思不好意思，路上遇到有人受伤，耽误了点时间…啊，小桂子你还在唱啊，那我闭嘴。」
「哎！裳裳来了！给大家介绍一下，这是咱们今天的惊喜嘉宾！云骑军的天才新人——素裳姑娘！来，家人们，把『欢迎素裳姑娘』打在公屏上~」
「大…大家好，我是素裳…什么『天才新人』啦！不要擅自给我加戏，这要让我们领导知道了，非挤兑死我不可。」
「裳裳先稍微等一下啊，我这数来宝还差最后一段。你来的正好，这段刚巧是关于你的~」
……
再后来遇到了恶汉对我别具心肠，幸而有女侠出手对他一顿棍棒。
那位问：哪位女侠有如此的胆量，那正是我后来知心的挚友李素裳。
自此后罗浮之上我不必独来独往，多了位女侠做我的狐朋狗党。
更何况有列位观众满堂，时时盼着我吹拉弹唱，
只演一段列位绝不买账，山呼海啸地要我返场。
但小桂子的故事实在又臭又长，不讲个一年半载我可退不了场，
今天这段不如现在到此收场，欲知后事如何，咱们来日再讲。
……
「好听好听，家人们快给小桂子鼓鼓掌！就是这个英雄事迹我怎么没有印象了？」
「西衍先生说，大家比较喜欢这样英雄救美式的邂逅，所以我才这么写的。你要是不喜欢…感谢『撸猫令使8190』刷的谛听风暴！老板大气！」
「老板大气！…怎么写都没关系啦！反正你写的东西都挺有意思的。」
「好的，那裳裳现在也终于『裳裳来迟』，可以给家人们展示我们准备已久的双人共演了~来，裳裳，坠子琴递给我一下，小桂子来唱一段《腾骁斩大蛇》！」
「这段可不好演啊。」
「是呀，懂行的人肯定知道啊，这《腾骁斩大蛇》，有弹有唱有打斗，一个人可演不了。」
「所以才叫我过来嘛！那要怎么演呢？」
「很简单呀~我呢，今天就演这位前代罗浮将军腾骁，定国安邦、英武非凡。」
「那我呢？」
「你来演这个被斩的大蛇——小小蛇妖哪里跑，吃~我~一~剑~」
「唉哟疼…桂乃芬！我跟你拼了！」
Character Story: Part IV
• Unlocked at Character Level 80
"Sorry, sorry! I ran into someone who was injured, so I got here later than I thought — Ah. Little Gui, you're still singing? Then I'll shut up."
"Yo! Shangshang is here! Fam, lemme introduce her to y'all. She's our surprise guest tonight! The Cloud Knights' genius newcomer — Ms. Sushang! C'mon fam, post in the chat 'welcome Ms. Sushang'~"
"H—Hello everyone. I'm Sushang... Stop with the 'genius newcomer' thing! Don't make me seem more than what I am. My boss is gonna give me an earful if they hear about it."
"Just gimme a sec here, Shangshang. My doggerel is just missing its last bit. You're here right on time since it's all about you~"
...
Then a thug crossed my path, a timely heroine dealt with his wrath.
You may ask, which heroine could it be? And I answer, Li Sushang, you see.
Ever since then, I'm no longer alone. With a heroine like her, I have a much livelier tone.
And I have fans in a throng, enjoying my awesome song.
My fans whom I adore, always ask for more.
But my story runs too long, I can't go on and on.
Let's wrap it up for now, if you allow, I'll save it for another wow.
...
"Nice! Nice! Let's all give it up for Little Gui, everyone! But... I don't quite remember this heroic feat?"
"Mr. Xiyan told me that stories featuring damsel-in-distress scenarios are popular, hence my decision to write it this way. If it's not to your liking.... Thank you CatEmanator8190 for the Diting Storm gift! Thanks so much!"
"Thank you so much! ...It doesn't matter how you write it! The stuff you do are all fun anyways."
"Alrighty. Now that Shang-Shang is here, let's do the Show-Show! We can now finally present the duo skit we've been practicing for a long time~ Here, Shangshang, gimme the chordophone. I, Little Gui, is now gonna sing Teng Xiao Slaying the Serpent!"
"This section isn't easy to perform."
"True. Any expert here would know that Teng Xiao Slaying the Serpent has singing, music, and fight scenes. One person can't do it all."
"And that is why I'm here! So how do you want to do this?"
"Simple~ Today I'm gonna play the role of Teng Xiao, the previous Luofu general. I'll bring peace to the nation and all shall bow before my majesty."
"And me?"
"You'll play the serpent getting slain! Where are you going, puny snake? Take~ My~ Sword~"
"Ahh! It hurts... Guinaifen! I've had enough of you!"
