角色故事•四（解鎖條件：角色等級80）
「不好意思不好意思，路上遇到有人受傷，耽誤了點時間…啊，小桂子你還在唱啊，那我閉嘴。」
「哎！裳裳來了！給大家介紹一下，這是咱們今天的驚喜嘉賓！雲騎軍的天才新人——素裳姑娘！來，家人們，把『歡迎素裳姑娘』打在公屏上~」
「大…大家好，我是素裳…什麼『天才新人』啦！不要擅自給我加戲，這要讓我們領導知道了，非擠兌死我不可。」
「裳裳先稍微等一下啊，我這數來寶還差最後一段。你來的正好，這段剛巧是關於你的~」
……
再後來遇到了惡漢對我別具心腸，幸而有女俠出手對他一頓棍棒。
那位問：哪位女俠有如此的膽量，那正是我後來知心的摯友李素裳。
自此後羅浮之上我不必獨來獨往，多了位女俠做我的狐朋狗黨。
更何況有列位觀眾滿堂，時時盼著我吹拉彈唱，
只演一段列位絕不買帳，山呼海嘯地要我返場。
但小桂子的故事實在又臭又長，不講個一年半載我可退不了場，
今天這段不如現在到此收場，欲知後事如何，咱們來日再講。
……
「好聽好聽，家人們快給小桂子鼓鼓掌！就是這個英雄事跡我怎麼沒有印象了？」
「西衍先生說，大家比較喜歡這樣英雄救美式的邂逅，所以我才這麼寫的。你要是不喜歡…感謝『擼貓令使8190』刷的諦聽風暴！老闆大氣！」
「老闆大氣！…怎麼寫都沒關係啦！反正你寫的東西都挺有意思的。」
「好的，那裳裳現在也終於『裳裳來遲』，可以給家人們展示我們準備已久的雙人共演了~來，裳裳，墜子琴遞給我一下，小桂子來唱一段《騰驍斬大蛇》！」
「這段可不好演啊。」
「是呀，懂行的人肯定知道啊，這《騰驍斬大蛇》，有彈有唱有打鬥，一個人可演不了。」
「所以才叫我過來嘛！那要怎麼演呢？」
「很簡單呀~我呢，今天就演這位前代羅浮將軍騰驍，定國安邦、英武非凡。」
「那我呢？」
「你來演這個被斬的大蛇——小小蛇妖哪裡跑，吃~我~一~劍~」
「唉喲疼…桂乃芬！我跟你拼了！」
Character Story: Part IV
• Unlocked at Character Level 80
"Sorry, sorry! I ran into someone who was injured, so I got here later than I thought — Ah. Little Gui, you're still singing? Then I'll shut up."
"Yo! Shangshang is here! Fam, lemme introduce her to y'all. She's our surprise guest tonight! The Cloud Knights' genius newcomer — Ms. Sushang! C'mon fam, post in the chat 'welcome Ms. Sushang'~"
"H—Hello everyone. I'm Sushang... Stop with the 'genius newcomer' thing! Don't make me seem more than what I am. My boss is gonna give me an earful if they hear about it."
"Just gimme a sec here, Shangshang. My doggerel is just missing its last bit. You're here right on time since it's all about you~"
...
Then a thug crossed my path, a timely heroine dealt with his wrath.
You may ask, which heroine could it be? And I answer, Li Sushang, you see.
Ever since then, I'm no longer alone. With a heroine like her, I have a much livelier tone.
And I have fans in a throng, enjoying my awesome song.
My fans whom I adore, always ask for more.
But my story runs too long, I can't go on and on.
Let's wrap it up for now, if you allow, I'll save it for another wow.
...
"Nice! Nice! Let's all give it up for Little Gui, everyone! But... I don't quite remember this heroic feat?"
"Mr. Xiyan told me that stories featuring damsel-in-distress scenarios are popular, hence my decision to write it this way. If it's not to your liking.... Thank you CatEmanator8190 for the Diting Storm gift! Thanks so much!"
"Thank you so much! ...It doesn't matter how you write it! The stuff you do are all fun anyways."
"Alrighty. Now that Shang-Shang is here, let's do the Show-Show! We can now finally present the duo skit we've been practicing for a long time~ Here, Shangshang, gimme the chordophone. I, Little Gui, is now gonna sing Teng Xiao Slaying the Serpent!"
"This section isn't easy to perform."
"True. Any expert here would know that Teng Xiao Slaying the Serpent has singing, music, and fight scenes. One person can't do it all."
"And that is why I'm here! So how do you want to do this?"
"Simple~ Today I'm gonna play the role of Teng Xiao, the previous Luofu general. I'll bring peace to the nation and all shall bow before my majesty."
"And me?"
"You'll play the serpent getting slain! Where are you going, puny snake? Take~ My~ Sword~"
"Ahh! It hurts... Guinaifen! I've had enough of you!"
