《爐灰小報：第一期》

近日，筆者注意到《礦工每周報》存在打官腔、不說人話等令人擔憂的現象，恐是收了克里珀堡的冬城盾。

秩序就是最大的資產，秩序的所有者可以輕易得到太多東西：君王無需耕作也能享用最好的食物，農民卻要費心維護這種關係，因為他們的勞動只有在秩序中才能得到回報。

統治所有人的野心，往往會被偽裝成拯救所有人的善意。與宇宙市場接軌後，我們必然被公司的秩序塑造，去追求戶頭裡的一串串信用點數。屆時，我們可能要挖光地下的每一片礦脈、流干體內的每一滴血液，才能讓部分地區過上手機中呈現的那些美好生活。

在他們（公司）眼裡，雅利洛-Ⅵ只是一顆普普通通的小星球罷了，和夜空中的萬千繁星並無區別；但對我們而言，它是唯一的家園。倘若過度依賴公司，貝洛伯格就會像被牽著走的孩子：表面上能跑能跳，可一旦牽引的手放開，雙腿的軟弱無力就會暴露無疑。

想要真正成為銀河中有尊嚴的一員，我們必須走出一條自己的路，而非成為他人的附庸。

工友們，去學習吧，去模仿吧，去尋找一切能帶來美好的東西吧。只有這樣，未來的孩子們才可能與群星並肩，而不是在它璀璨的光輝下暗自流淚。

In recent days, I have noticed concerning phenomena within Miners Weekly, namely that articles are overly bureaucratic and no-longer relatable to the working man. I fear that it may have fallen to shield-bribes offered by Qlipoth Fort.

Order is the greatest asset, as the holder of order can easily obtain as much as they please. A king can receive the finest food without farming the land, yet the farmers must work to maintain this relationship since their work can only be remunerated when social order is upheld.

The desire to rule over all is often disguised as a selfless intention to save the people. Since we have connected to the universal market, we will inevitably be molded by the order proposed by the IPC and spend our lives chasing credits for our accounts. As time goes on, we may well have to hollow out every ounce of ore in the ground and bleed our bodies dry just so that certain areas can achieve the high life shown to us in our mobile phones.

 In their eyes, Jarilo-VI is just an average little planet, no different to every little twinkling star in the sky. However, for us, it is our one and only home. If we become too reliant on the IPC, Belobog will become like a child being led by the hand: Though we feel like we can run and jump, if that guiding hand is taken away, we will soon realize how weak our legs truly are.