《炉灰小报：第一期》

近日，笔者注意到《矿工每周报》存在打官腔、不说人话等令人担忧的现象，恐是收了克里珀堡的冬城盾。

秩序就是最大的资产，秩序的所有者可以轻易得到太多东西：君王无需耕作也能享用最好的食物，农民却要费心维护这种关系，因为他们的劳动只有在秩序中才能得到回报。

统治所有人的野心，往往会被伪装成拯救所有人的善意。与宇宙市场接轨后，我们必然被公司的秩序塑造，去追求户头里的一串串信用点数。届时，我们可能要挖光地下的每一片矿脉、流干体内的每一滴血液，才能让部分地区过上手机中呈现的那些美好生活。

在他们（公司）眼里，雅利洛-Ⅵ只是一颗普普通通的小星球罢了，和夜空中的万千繁星并无区别；但对我们而言，它是唯一的家园。倘若过度依赖公司，贝洛伯格就会像被牵着走的孩子：表面上能跑能跳，可一旦牵引的手放开，双腿的软弱无力就会暴露无疑。

想要真正成为银河中有尊严的一员，我们必须走出一条自己的路，而非成为他人的附庸。

工友们，去学习吧，去模仿吧，去寻找一切能带来美好的东西吧。只有这样，未来的孩子们才可能与群星并肩，而不是在它璀璨的光辉下暗自流泪。

In recent days, I have noticed concerning phenomena within Miners Weekly, namely that articles are overly bureaucratic and no-longer relatable to the working man. I fear that it may have fallen to shield-bribes offered by Qlipoth Fort.

Order is the greatest asset, as the holder of order can easily obtain as much as they please. A king can receive the finest food without farming the land, yet the farmers must work to maintain this relationship since their work can only be remunerated when social order is upheld.

The desire to rule over all is often disguised as a selfless intention to save the people. Since we have connected to the universal market, we will inevitably be molded by the order proposed by the IPC and spend our lives chasing credits for our accounts. As time goes on, we may well have to hollow out every ounce of ore in the ground and bleed our bodies dry just so that certain areas can achieve the high life shown to us in our mobile phones.

 In their eyes, Jarilo-VI is just an average little planet, no different to every little twinkling star in the sky. However, for us, it is our one and only home. If we become too reliant on the IPC, Belobog will become like a child being led by the hand: Though we feel like we can run and jump, if that guiding hand is taken away, we will soon realize how weak our legs truly are.

 If we wish to become a respected member of the cosmos, we must forge our own path and not become a vassal of another.

Fellow workers, go forth and learn. Let us emulate these outsiders and go in search of all that can bring us benefit. This is the only way that our descendants will ever be able to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with other planets, instead of suffering in silence, lost in the undertow. If we wish to become a respected member of the cosmos, we must forge our own path and not become a vassal of another.

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