For our second anniversary, we want a game that everyone can join in seconds — no long essays needed, just pick a side and tell us why. Below are a few possible choices. Reply with your pick ,  and a one-sentence reason if possible. That's it!

There are no wrong answers here — unless you try to pick both. And if you disagree with someone's choice, by all means jump in and argue your side. That's half the fun.

1. Would you rather have a perfect accent but a limited vocabulary, or a rich vocabulary with a thick accent?

2. Would you rather understand every word you read, or every word you hear?

3. Would you rather communicate only in emojis for a week, or only in movie quotes?

4. Would you rather always be 30 minutes early, or always be 10 minutes late?

5. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or one hundred duck-sized horses?

6. Would you rather get a sneak peek at all of next year's Weekly Topics, or reread every topic from the past two years?

Bonus: Got a tough choice of your own? Reply with your own Would You Rather question and let the rest of us pick a side.

🎉 How to Participate:

1. Reply with your choice for each question — a one-sentence reason is better.

2. No wrong answers! Any choice is welcome.

3. Don't agree with someone? Reply to them and make your case.

We can't wait to see which side you're on!

Happy 2nd Anniversary!

a rich vocabulary with a thick accent. Because I prefer English reading.

the former.

(Can I choose both...?)

3. Would you rather communicate only in emojis for a week, or only in movie quotes?

the former. Because it's fun.

The latter

5. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or one hundred duck-sized horses?

the former, because it's easier to take flight.

the former.

A rich vocabulary with a thick accent.

Because the latter is rarer.

Of course every word I hear, because listening is harder to practice than reading

I think I would rather fight one horse-sized duck, because there is only one goal to fight, I can focus on my enemy