「如何快乐工作是一种艺术。」
「其一，不超额完成任务。上峰交代的任务在期限前匀速完成，千万别提前交付。」
「其二，不主动揽活。上峰若不开口言明要你办妥的事情，就是与你无关。」
「其三，不单独打拼，也绝不争功。能拉上别人合作垫背一同辛苦，就千万别为了显示能耐单枪匹马一人扛着。」
「事后有了功劳也要推给同侪，既做了顺水人情，为将来栽了一颗大树好乘凉；又杜绝了上峰欣赏提拔你的可能——职位提升，那要做的岂不是更多了？」
Character Story: Part IV
• Unlocked at Character Level 80
"Being happy at work is an artform."
"First, never overdo any task. Higher-ups want to see their tasks progressing at a consistent pace before the deadline, so never turn in anything early."
"Second, never take the initiative. If higher-ups don't personally tell you what they want you to do, that is not your problem."
"Third, don't work hard by yourself, and never fight for clout. If you can, try and drag someone in to suffering together with you. Whatever you do, never work alone for the sake of trying to demonstrate any kind of ability."
"Afterward, you can give credit to your peers, both as an easy hat-tip or simple investment into your future. But also as a shield against the possibility of higher-ups promoting you — a promotion means even more work."
"The point is, there are three basic principles for happiness at work – do not be proactive, do not say no, and do not be responsible. Did you get it?"
