角色故事•二（解锁条件：角色等级40）
众所周知，获得空间站「黑塔」的科研资格已成为了广大研究者的共同目标，今天我们就来采访一下空间站的主人，黑塔女士。黑塔女士，请问您成立这样一处科研绿洲的契机是什么呢？

「东西多了，总要找地方放。」

啊，正所谓无心插柳柳成荫！智慧的黑塔女士即便是无心之举，也可以造福千万普通人。然而，总有心思邪恶之徒妄图破坏如此美妙净土，请问黑塔女士，对于上一次反物质军团的入侵，您有何想法？

「下次别来了。」

这…如此严厉的警告，一定是成就黑塔女士的必然要素。区区反物质军团，你也敢进黑塔女士的空间站，你不配被黑塔女士放在眼里！那么我们进入下一个问题！  

Character Story: Part II

• Unlocked at Character Level 40

Everybody knows that qualifying as a researcher on the Herta space station is a cherished goal of the wider scientific community. Today, we're interviewing its owner, Madam Herta. First of all, can you please tell us what was your motivation for setting up a scientific research oasis like this?

"I have so much stuff, and nowhere to put it."

Ah, truly an unforeseen outcome! Even unintentional acts from the brilliant Madam Herta can benefit millions of ordinary people. However, evil will always strive in vain to destroy such a wondrous place. Madam Herta, what are your thoughts about the Antimatter Legion's last invasion?

"Don't come back."

Oh... such a severe warning. This must form an indispensable part of Madam Herta's illustrious achievements. The mere Antimatter Legion dares to invade this space station — but you don't even deserve Madam Herta's attention! Let's move on to the next question, then!

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1.东西多了，总要找地方放

I have so much stuff, and nowhere to put it.

这里并没有采用逐字逐句的翻译，而是抓住了“东西多到难以找到合适的地方放置”的隐藏含义（这也和“总要”这个词的情感对应上了），找地方放东西也是自然而然的逻辑结果。

除此之外，这里的stuff用得很精准：stuff本身指代的就是“东西，物品，玩意儿”，且表达出“事物无关紧要”的情绪。

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2.unforeseen

adj.未想到的；始料不及的（unexpected）

unforeseen delays/problems 意外的延误／问题

unforeseen circumstances 意外情形

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3.下次别来了

Don't come back.

这个翻译省略了“下次”，而且通过否定祈使句直接表达了黑塔的厌恶（甚至还带有一些不屑一顾）

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4.illustrious

adj.【正式】著名的；杰出的；卓越的（distinguished）

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5.区区XXX

A/ THE mere XXX