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本帖收集了一些《崩壞·星穹鐵道》智識命途角色的角色故事,推薦閱讀
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青雀
角色詳情 太卜司的普通卜者,在「忙裏偷閒」這件事上絕不偷閒。 順應父母的期望考入太卜司,卻發現本以為清閒的鐵飯碗是高強度的職場苦海。 經過數年曆練,青雀終於磨礪了一身本領——無論部門流轉,她仍舊是最低職級的卜者。 沒事翻翻書,玩玩古代牌戲…人生如此,夫復何求?
Character Details
An ordinary diviner at the Divination Commission. She would never slack off in slacking off. Following her parents' wishes, Qingque qualified for the Divination Commission, but the relaxing post she was expecting was in fact a brutal, high-intensity workplace. After several years of work, Qingque has honed her skills — no matter which department she's transferred to, she's still the lowest-leveled diviner.
She would browse books and play ancient tile games to wile away the hours... What more could one ask for than a life like this?
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角色故事•一 青雀的傳奇故事始於黌學。
自青雀入學算起,到她畢業為止,凡有考試成績記錄在冊,「青雀」二字身後必隨一大寫數字「陸拾」——雷打不動,絕無例外。
起初,黌學導師只覺青雀不過天資平平,大抵不是做學問的料,便未有過多追究。然而,隨着那醒目的數字陸續填滿黌門成績冊,導師們終於意識到此事恐怕並非巧合。
很快地,與導師們促膝長談便成了青雀的家常便飯。聽多了也便知道,這些個大儒們翻來覆去也不過幾種腔調——起手言必稱她「文靜乖巧」、「天資聰穎」,後復又帶些埋怨「可惜好腦瓜用錯了地方」,末了再畫一大餅「若是能將這股巧勁專用在學問上,那必能怎怎怎」……
可自己究竟想要什麼生活,青雀心裏比導師們更清楚。談心時不停復讀「啊對對對」、「嗯好好好」,轉頭便又上課伏案睡大覺,然後在考試中低空飛過——這就是青雀面對導師們威逼利誘時給出的答覆。
先生們終於磨沒了耐心。最後,他們只能在青雀的畢業評價一欄恨恨留下一筆:
「難成大器。」
Character Story: Part I
The legend of Qingque begins at the lyceum.
From the time of Qingque's freshman year right through to her graduation, whenever exam grades were announced, the word Qingque was always followed by a number written out in full: 60, with no exception.
At first, her tutors thought that Qingque was just an average talent unsuitable for academia, so they didn't really look into things. However, as the same number kept turning up in the examination records, her tutors began to suspect that this wasn't a coincidence at all.
Very soon, having long conversations with the tutors became a common occurrence for Qingque. Anyone familiar with this kind of sophistry will recognize that handful of sayings: at first, she's "quiet and well-behaved," or "gifted." Then, later on the tone will shift to blame, "A pity that big brain of yours is going to waste," before the grand finale:"If only you could dedicate such ingenuity to your studies, then blah blah blah..."
But Qingque knew the kind of life she wanted far better than her tutors do. She kept repeating "Oh, yes yes yes," and "Mmm sure sure sure," before turning straight around to fall asleep at her desk, and just scraping by during the next exam — this was how Qingque responded to the coercion and threats of her tutors.
They finally ran out of patience with her. In the end, they could only leave behind a resentful message in her yearbook:
"It'd be difficult for her to achieve greatness"
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角色故事•二(解鎖條件:角色等級40) 在太卜司十餘年,青雀活像只人畜無害又低調的小麻雀。
順應父母的期望捧上了鐵飯碗,青雀自以為終於可以鬆一口氣,卻不知負責情報、計算和信息的太卜司實屬混子們的無邊苦海,就算再使勁回頭也望不見涯岸。高強度的工作讓青雀就此陷入煎熬,不得解脫。
然而,所謂「殺不死你的便能使你更強大」,在漫無盡期的社會人生涯中摸爬滾打,青雀已然習得了一身老油條的摸魚功夫。部門流轉來去,上級換了好幾個,青雀始終是雷打不動最低職級的卜者,並且還有更低的趨勢…堪稱長勢喜人。
只是,如今尚有兩件事困擾着她。一是每年元春時都要拜見父母,談談自己最近的生活狀況和未來的人生規劃——因為她根本沒有規劃;二是她那行事如玉兆般精準的領導總能在她偷閒時為她加塞新活計。
青雀決心繼續精進自己的時間管理功夫,以便逃離太卜司恐怖領導的追緝——可惜小麻雀哪裏明白「雀算不如天算」,連她這點小心思,也在那法眼的計算內。
Character Story: Part II • Unlocked at Character Level 40
During the ten-plus years at the Divination Commission, Qingque kept a low-key existence like a harmless little sparrow.
Following her parents' expectations and holding down a steady job, Qingque thought she could breathe a sigh of relief. However, she didn't realize that the Divination Commission — which is in charge of gathering, collecting, and sorting information — is an endless sea of misery for slackers, with no end to the effort it demands. This high-intensity work drove Qingque into torment, from which she could not escape.
However, as the saying goes, "what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger." Struggling through the endless days of being a lifelong "professional," Qingque became a seasoned slacker and learned more than a few slick tricks to loaf on the job. She's transferred throughout the departments and worked under several bosses. Every time, she's always the lowest-leveled diviner, with her numbers threatening to go even lower. It can be said that this has been... pleasing.
However, there are two things that still trouble her. One is visiting her parents during New Year for an annual catch-up, talking about life and her plans for the future — because she doesn't have any plans at all. The other is that pesky boss of hers who's more accurate than a jade abacus at piling new work on her whenever she's busted slacking off.
Qingque is determined to keep improving her time management skills and escape the terror of being pursued by her superior in the Divination Commission. What a shame that Qingque fails to understand fate supersedes her. Her every thought is well within the purview of the omniscia.
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角色故事•三(解鎖條件:角色等級60) 「帝垣瓊玉」這種遊戲據說從古帝國時期便已存在,只是在仙舟聯盟長久的星間漂流中失傳了。多虧了太卜司某位不願意透露姓名的卜者將其規則整理、帶回了現代仙舟,人們才能有幸接觸這法星辰天象而成的燒腦牌戲。
當然,僅有規則是遠遠不夠的。於是,卜者又以書庫中的圖紙為餌,勾引自己在工造司的匠作密友為她打造了一副瓊玉棋牌和棋枰,集自動洗牌上牌多種功能於一體,並經由後者名下的「四至棋牌館」迅速推廣開來。
如今,「帝垣瓊玉」已經成為風靡羅浮的熱門遊戲之一。卜者不時會在書信中與那位匠作拿此事打趣:她稱這玉牌本是為自己偷閒所用,不想竟還一舉俘獲千萬羅浮人的心,真是始料未及。
「不過嘛,這倒也不是什麼壞事——」 「畢竟…能借着這休閒益智的牌戲光明正大地劃水摸魚,何樂而不為?」
Character Story: Part III • Unlocked at Character Level 60
The game of Celestial Jade is supposed to have been around since the days of the Primeval Imperium, but was lost during the Xianzhou Alliance's period of long interstellar drift. Thanks to an anonymous diviner at the Divination Commission, the rules have been collated and brought back to modern-day Xianzhou, where the people are fortunate enough to have access to this mind-boggling tile game based on astrophysics and celestial phenomena.
Of course, rules alone are not enough. That's why the diviner used blueprints from her repository as bait to lure in close colleagues from the Artisanship Commission into crafting Celestial Jade tiles plus a board to play on. The auto-shuffling function is integrated into these boards, and quickly began to catch on in the Quatraboard Games Parlor (which is owned by the Artisanship colleague).
Nowadays, Celestial Jade is one of the most popular games aboard the Xianzhou Luofu. The diviner would joke about this in letters sometimes with her artisan friend. She'd originally wanted to use this game for nothing more than her own leisure, not to capture the hearts of millions of Xianzhou people. Now that's a completely unintended outcome.
"Well, it's not a bad thing..." "After all... If I can use this leisurely brain game to slack off out in the open, then why not go for it?"
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角色故事•四(解鎖條件:角色等級80) 「如何快樂工作是一種藝術。」
「其一,不超額完成任務。上峰交代的任務在期限前勻速完成,千萬別提前交付。」
「其二,不主動攬活。上峰若不開口言明要你辦妥的事情,就是與你無關。」
「其三,不單獨打拼,也絕不爭功。能拉上別人合作墊背一同辛苦,就千萬別為了顯示能耐單槍匹馬一人扛着。」
「事後有了功勞也要推給同儕,既做了順水人情,為將來栽了一顆大樹好乘涼;又杜絕了上峰欣賞提拔你的可能——職位提升,那要做的豈不是更多了?」
「總而言之,言而總之,這三條就是快樂工作的基本法則——不主動,不拒絕,不負責。你,學會了嗎?」
Character Story: Part IV • Unlocked at Character Level 80
"Being happy at work is an artform."
"First, never overdo any task. Higher-ups want to see their tasks progressing at a consistent pace before the deadline, so never turn in anything early."
"Second, never take the initiative. If higher-ups don't personally tell you what they want you to do, that is not your problem."
"Third, don't work hard by yourself, and never fight for clout. If you can, try and drag someone in to suffering together with you. Whatever you do, never work alone for the sake of trying to demonstrate any kind of ability."
"Afterward, you can give credit to your peers, both as an easy hat-tip or simple investment into your future. But also as a shield against the possibility of higher-ups promoting you — a promotion means even more work."
"The point is, there are three basic principles for happiness at work – do not be proactive, do not say no, and do not be responsible. Did you get it?"
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黑塔 角色詳情 空間站「黑塔」真正的主人。 身為湛藍星智商最高的人類,只做自己感興趣的事,一旦失去興趣就立刻走人——空間站就是最好的例子。 平時以遠程操縱的人偶形態登場:「跟我小時候比,勉強七分相似吧。」——黑塔本人。
Character Details
Herta space station's true master. As the human with the highest IQ on the Blue, she only does what she's interested in, dropping projects the moment she loses interest — the best example being the space station. She typically appears in the form of a remote-controlled puppet. "It's about seventy percent similar to how I looked as a child." — Herta
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角色故事•一(解鎖條件:角色等級20) 黑塔女士的手稿是極為寶貴的資產。
其核心的難得之處並不在於黑塔女士極少願意花費筆墨進行紙面寫作,而是對於這樣一位天才而言,天下萬物都沒什麼值得記錄的必要。
那些普通科員付諸十年、乃至一輩子才可以得出的科研成果,或許可以點亮一整片陌生的科研領域。但對她而言,都不過像是隨手點了一盞節能燈那樣平凡。誰又會沒事浪費時間去將這種小事成文成體系地記錄下來呢?
不僅是黑塔女士,其實整個「天才俱樂部」成員的創作文獻多是不可多得的珍寶。然而黑塔女士卻更寬宏、更體恤理解我等普通人。她將手稿就那樣隨意地放置於空間站,如她將搜集來的奇物珍寶開放給每一位科員進行研究那般「慷慨」。
當然,我們都堅信並認可,這並非黑塔女士怠於完成那部著作,所以將隨手編寫的稿紙到處亂放,方便以後應付投資方的時候,可以說一句——「寫完了,但是找不到了」。
Character Story: Part I • Unlocked at Character Level 20
Madam Herta's manuscripts are extremely valuable assets.
Its core rarity is not in how Madam Herta rarely pens to paper, but because to a genius like her, nothing is ever worth recording.
Scientific research that would take normal researchers ten years — or even a lifetime — to achieve may be able to shed light on an entirely new domain of research, but they are to Herta as ordinary as turning on a LED light. Who would waste time trying to systematically record such trivial matters?
It's not just Madam Herta — any documentation written by a Genius Society member is a priceless treasure. However, Herta is more generous and more understanding toward normal people like us. She leaves her handwritten drafts behind in random places around the space station with as much generosity as she allows researchers to study the Curios she collected.
Of course, we all firmly understand that Madam Herta isn't being lazy and just discarding incomplete drafts around the place. It's so she can claim to investors with plausible deniability that "I've finished writing that paper, but can't find it anywhere."
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角色故事•二(解鎖條件:角色等級40) 眾所周知,獲得空間站「黑塔」的科研資格已成為了廣大研究者的共同目標,今天我們就來採訪一下空間站的主人,黑塔女士。黑塔女士,請問您成立這樣一處科研綠洲的契機是什麼呢?
「東西多了,總要找地方放。」
啊,正所謂無心插柳柳成蔭!智慧的黑塔女士即便是無心之舉,也可以造福千萬普通人。然而,總有心思邪惡之徒妄圖破壞如此美妙淨土,請問黑塔女士,對於上一次反物質軍團的入侵,您有何想法?
「下次別來了。」
這…如此嚴厲的警告,一定是成就黑塔女士的必然要素。區區反物質軍團,你也敢進黑塔女士的空間站,你不配被黑塔女士放在眼裏!那麼我們進入下一個問題!
Character Story: Part II • Unlocked at Character Level 40
Everybody knows that qualifying as a researcher on the Herta space station is a cherished goal of the wider scientific community. Today, we're interviewing its owner, Madam Herta. First of all, can you please tell us what was your motivation for setting up a scientific research oasis like this?
"I have so much stuff, and nowhere to put it."
Ah, truly an unforeseen outcome! Even unintentional acts from the brilliant Madam Herta can benefit millions of ordinary people. However, evil will always strive in vain to destroy such a wondrous place. Madam Herta, what are your thoughts about the Antimatter Legion's last invasion?
"Don't come back."
Oh... such a severe warning. This must form an indispensable part of Madam Herta's illustrious achievements. The mere Antimatter Legion dares to invade this space station — but you don't even deserve Madam Herta's attention! Let's move on to the next question, then!
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下一個將會是3.0大黑塔
等待大黑塔中……